The day before I leave: I have my final contemplation whacking me in the head like a metal pole, a trekking pole to be exact!
How do I get these lethal weapons onto the secure and hermetically sealed plane? I know that security is stringent, as they took my nail clippers last time and a collapsable pool-stick another time, which was never to be found again.
So, I called American Airlines to find out what to do with the walking poles. As said by helpdesk woman on the 1-800 number I called, "canes are allowed on the plane". I tried to explain to her nicely that I have not one cane, but two, and they're walking poles, not canes. She insisted that the poles qualified as canes for walking assistance. Hmmmm. I smell uncertainty frying in this pan!
I kindly explained again that my walking poles are for trekking, are made of aluminum, and bear little jagged metal bits on the bottom, with which to grab the earth so that I don't go tumbling down---operative words for the airline safety situation "jagged metal bits". She insisted that if I simply go through security and get checked, my friendly walking aids would be permitted. I've heard this one before! I do know, from extensive travel acumen, that the airline and airline security check-point have NOTHING to do with each other. One's the docile cat and one's the dog next store!
She prompted me to go to http://www.tsa.gov/travelers/airtravel/assistant/index.shtm
I've finally deduced that my poles are still lethal weapons, which can be checked in for free (on international flights) as non-carry on luggage, or you can collapse them and put them in a small box and make sure to use clear packing tape and airport Saran Wrap to seal the box shut. Also include your name, contact details, flight number(s) and destination just in case. And don't forget to throw in your Swiss Army knife, your plastic spork (another lethal weapon), nail clippers, or anything heavy that is not "essential", to lighten your load during your travel to Spain.
Prayer to Self: May all of my bags and myself, arrive intact and with sufficient sleep! No cranky-pants upon arrival!
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I think you will only be able to take your treking poles if you either put them inside your pack (if they fit) or securely attach them to the outside of your pack and check them in as hold baggage. I think airport security will not permit you to take them on board as carry-on baggage even if inside your pack.
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